 Hi I'm Guru, I'm a Virgo. I like long walks on the beach, beer, sunny mornings, late nights, bar room brawls and big thunderous ass scooters.
Turn Ons: Knockers, Hooters, Funbags, Bodacious tata's, giant racks, bazooms, big breastesess, chicks in leather, chicks in lace, chicks wearing nothing, chicks in bed, Chicks!
Turn Offs: Posers, pretenders, perps, and being out of beer.
 I'm Caveman, born a biker, bred a biker and will die biker. When I'm not busy with things that involve busted knuckles, handcuffs, a bottle of Jack Daniels and overnight stays at the cross bar hotel I'm doin this radio show gig.
Turn Ons: Well its pretty well obvious I like what all scooter tramps like, good music, women, booze and bikes.
Turn offs: No Beer, that rap crap, the cops when they're chasin me, mismatched socks and the other five o'clock.
 Hi Im JOJO, the self proclaimed sexiest DJ of BACA Nation.
Ive been a member of Biker Against Child Abuse for over 5 years.
BACA Nation is currently the fourth business I either own or partly own.
As you can see I get bored easy, luckily all my businesses are very successful or on it’s way to become it.
I currently own a stable of motorcycles that include:
1) 2006 Goldwing
2) 2007 BMW K1200LT
3) 2008 Victory Vision
4) Custom BACA chopper that has won two 1st place finishes in the Easy Rider Shows.
This bike has been shown all over the country with tremendous success.
Turn Ones: are any day I can get time to jump on the bikes and cruise around the country. Making more money and all things FuFu (thats redneck for Bling Bling).
Turn Offs: chasing the rest of the four horseman at warp speed! People that don’t give respect where it deserved . If you dont show respect, then you wont last long around my neck of the woods.
 They call me the Resident SOB and before you ask, yes, yes I am! If you don't like it, that's your problem! I try to like people, I really do, and it just isn't working out for me.
Turn-On's: People who aren't stupid, beautiful women and all their 2000 parts, badass bikes and alcohol, not necessarily in that order.
Turn Offs: Stupid people, stupid people and stupid people, liars, needless politics, the term politically correct and everything associated with being P.C. pansy ass liberals and did I mention stupid people!
 Yeah..I'm a biker (Schwinn Stingray)...I've ridden a motorcycle (Vespa) ... once...and I crashed it. Toad from American Graffiti is my hero!
OK, maybe I don't have a Harley, but I have been riding the airwaves for more than 10 years in Oklahoma City on KRXO 107.7 FM, KOMA 92.5 FM and KAUT OK43-TV. I'm the owner of Offbeat Music Imaging, an audio production company that does work for clients all over the country, that's gotta count for something..right?.
Do I have a tattoo? Have I ever owned a pair of boots or a leather jacket? Do I know what roadrash is? No... But I have a feeling that's about to change.
Besides, I do like boobs and have learned to say the other word for poop so maybe there is hope! |